Bloody cleaver purse
Nobody -- and we mean nobody! -- will approach you when you're carrying a bloody cleaver clutch. Sure, it's a purse, but from a distance, out of the corner of an eye, even in the dark, you look intimidating.
Even better, you've also got a place to put all your stuff. For horror enthusiasts and axe-wielding women alike, the Bloody Cleaver Bag isn't something to mess with.